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Beans: The Coffee Shop Simulator

2017 · Whitethorn Games

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Beans is a sardonic 'tycoon' simulation game about hipsters running a coffee shop replete with dismal puns, coffee, chiptunes, and mystery!

The publisher’s description, from its Steam store page.

the trailer, then the store's own shots
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Has it aged?

How does it hold up today? Based on recent reviews, how opinions have changed since launch, player activity and updates.

1½ / 5
Recent reviews
66%positive (68% all-time)
1reviews in the last 6 months

Too few recent reviews to stand alone, so this leans on its all-time rating.

Reviews via Steam ↗
Player activitynot scored
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We don't have player counts for it.

Since launch
66%positive in the last 6 months

Too few recent reviews to compare with its launch.

Last updated
Mar 2022 last update from the developer

No update in the last year.

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